Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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