I think I died a long time ago.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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