yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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