Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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