so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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