and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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