i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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