I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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