oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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