when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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