Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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