i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
