My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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