Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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