you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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