Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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