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Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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