i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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