you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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