What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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