She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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