Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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