Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
