conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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