Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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