Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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