I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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