sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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