do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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