So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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