So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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