Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
party gras won. party gras always wins.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Someone came in the potted fern
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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