i don't like sucking hair
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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