The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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