I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize
