god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
