I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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