just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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