i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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