It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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