She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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