I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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