and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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