She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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