Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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