i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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