im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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