No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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