hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
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