Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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