Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
