Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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