just tell him i said nine months
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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