Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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